emails from parentsPosted: September 18, 2007
this is always fun. the things your parents will email you, it’s crazy. but my dad’s gone over the top with this one. the subject line is so out of context.
Subject: I love you!
Date: September 17, 2007 8:05:00 PM CDT
HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN: Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Pray with her. Pray for her. Cuddle with her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.
HOW TO TREAT A MAN:Show up naked. Bring chicken wings and don’t block the TV.