Myers-Briggs Prayers

Justin Buzzard posted this on his blog, but I thought it was too funny (and spot on) to leave there.

I think the Myers-Brigg can help a lot of people understand themselves. I am an ENFP to the core. And though the below prayers are only just for humor, they do touch on a very real prayer of mine. 🙂

ISTJ: Lord help me to relax about insignificant details beginning tomorrow at 11:41.23 am e.s.t.

ISTP: God help me to consider people’s feelings, even if most of them ARE hypersensitive.

ESTP: God help me to take responsibility for my own actions, even though they’re usually NOT my fault.

ESTJ: God, help me to not try to RUN everything. But, if You need some help, just ask.

ISFJ: Lord, help me to be more laid back and help me to do it EXACTLY right.

ISFP: Lord, help me to stand up for my rights (if you don’t mind my asking).

ESFP: God help me to take things more seriously, especially parties and dancing.

ESFJ: God give me patience, and I mean right NOW.

INFJ: Lord help me not be a perfectionist. (did I spell that correctly?)

INFP: God, help me to finish everything I sta

ENFP: God,help me to keep my mind on one th-Look a bird-ing at a time.

ENFJ: God help me to do only what I can and trust you for the rest. Do you mind putting that in writing?

INTJ: Lord keep me open to others’ ideas, WRONG though they may be.

INTP: Lord help me be less independent, but let me do it my way.

ENTP: Lord help me follow established procedures today. On second thought, I’ll settle for a few minutes.

ENTJ: Lord, help me slow downandnotrushthroughwatIdo.

9 Comments on “Myers-Briggs Prayers”

  1. jkuo says:

    that’s hilarious man. somehow, those INTJ/INFJ prayers are all too familiar…

  2. Simon says:

    haha.. nice.

    i was at ur house today.. and u weren’t there.. so i rolled around ur bed just to remind myself of ur scent.

  3. jin says:

    which one are you?

  4. Dan Ko says:

    I’m the ENFP. what about you?

  5. HJ says:

    that’s awesome. i’m INTJ and had a good laugh =D

  6. Jill says:

    Ah, another ENFP … fun isn’t it?

  7. Carrie says:

    I resemble the INFP prayer with a soupcon of the ENFP since not only do I have a hard time finishing projects, I’m also easily distracted! Very funny!

  8. Amy Wadley says:

    Having just learned that I am an ISTJ – I LOVE this post. The specific prayer for my type is hilarious! Especially the “e.s.t.” part. Spot on!

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